pirate rubber duckies

This story was just too funny not to post. I have to feel sorry for the poor rubber ducks. Washing up on shore at last, after fifteen years of the freedom of the open sea! Do you suppose that any of them will be consigned to the doubtful pleasure of becoming what was once their purpose in life--a bath toy? A baby and a tub of bathwater will seem awfully boring to them after years of circling the Pacific in the wild currents of the sea.